Contact Me

So you want to touch base? Maybe shoot me an email? Drop me a line? Slide into my DMs?

Well... you can't.

I'm too lazy to make a contact form, and I'm certainly not going to put my email address here for stupid spam bots to harvest.

Alternate contact 1: Dead drop in town — you know the place.
Alternate contact 2: Meet me at the spot. Oops.